After long struggling whole day,let's take a break before back to our work.Here is the joke which I obtained from joke site.
Q & A
Q : Why are dumb blonde jokes are so short?
A : So brunettes can remember them.
Q : What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A : You pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.
Q : What happen to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Q : How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A : The joystick is wet.
Q : What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?
A : Pick them up off the floor.
Q : Why don't blondes play frisbee?
A : It hurts their teeth.
Q : What do you call blonde with half a brain?
A : Gifted!
Q : How do blonde braincells die?
A : Alone.
Q : Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A : They cannot find the zipper.
Q : How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A : She tried to drown it.
Q : What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A : Not everyone has been in 747.
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