Holland vs Denmark (2-0) World Cup 2010 South Africa

                          

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It is an easy game for the Holland in the second half as the Denmark defender made a own goal on 46 minutes while the later goal came by when Kirt Duyt scored one more goal which made their team secure a place with 2-0 at 85 minutes.The Danes made a quite impressive defense during the first half period which made Holland difficult to score a goal.

However, no matter how hard they thwarted the attack from Holland, their defense was opened for the opponent to score the another goal after an own goal made by Simon Poulsen who supposingly headed the ball to clear its field but unluckily the ball struck the back of Agger, the defender and went in.

Despite of the effort made by the Danes who had their best opening of the half just after the midway point when Bendtner found himself inside the 6-yard box, his heading was wide of the goal which crossed by Dennis Rommedahl.

Cherating Trip 26 May

We planned this trip a month earlier before the month of May to Cherating.Cherating is a beach which is located about an hour drive from Kuantan, Pahang.It had been a long long time ago since our trip to Teluk Batik back in 2007.So,this time is a must to go for a holiday trip again after 3 years..I had been waiting for this trip before my final test was held last month.Wondering what to pack a week before the trip, I decided to bring 7 pieces of shirts and 4 pants inclusive of short and long pants which was enough for me and I didn't want to wear dirty clothes on my body if I brought less than that.

We departed from Kuala Lumpur at about 9am after taking our home-made breakfast which was prepared by my girlfriend.So delighted as I was served with burger with cheese,fried egg,chicken meat and cabbage.I already mouth watering before the burger was ready and it made me even more hungry as i just woke up and craving for food..>_<.

Well, in the middle of the journey, we stopped at rest area to get some rest and to restore my energy so that I can play actively when I reached.To my surprise,the highway was totally silent as there were no cars.We took Lebuhraya Timur Barat and that was the first time I was on the Lebuhraya Timur Barat.Feeling a bit nervous as I not used to the highway which had no cars at some period of time.I was thinking even if I was speeding that time,I may get caught as there were no cars to give "signal" to indicate there were speed traps.But I don't think the cops will be there as it is hardly to see a single car is on the Lebuhraya Timur Barat.Hmm..no cars means no "rezeki:" lo...

Let me share some of the photos which was taken on that day with you all

This is one of the delicious rendang chicken rice I ordered at Kemaman Kopitiam.Its gravy is quite nice serve with keropok and rice.The culture there is a bit different from my state.To my surprise,there are mix chinese and malay people who are working at Kemaman Kopitiam.Really got 1M concept eh.Haha..

This is "tepung goreng" which is quite famous there.Both of this is a must try as it is quite special.^^

This photo was taken from the resort that I live.The depth of the swimming pool is moderate as it just half of my height only.^^

I believe I can fly...

This photo was taken on the last day of our trip in Cherating beach.Quite sunny and hot that day.The first two days were cloudy..>_<

At ShahBandar Jetty..Here is the place to play River Cruise in Kuantan.There is one in Cherating but we prefer here.^^

Kuantan river.We were on the ride for about 2hours++.It is quite a worth journey for who has never been on the ride.It cost only RM15 per pax.^^

This photo was captured when we were on way back to jetty.Sunset is so so nice..^^

How dirty is your mind?

First of all without scrolling down to the bottom and look at the answer...Ask yourself and answer it first

Let's see how dirty is your mind is..Just try..Hope you enjoy.^^

How Dirty is Your Mind?

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long,end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

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1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (firetruck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)

Hulu Selangor result to be known this Sunday

After campaigning hard who will win the Hulu Selangor seat from 4 corners of Barisan Nasional, PKR and two independents,finally the contestants who will be remained are BN P.Kamalanathan and PKR Datuk Zaid Ibrahim after the independets withdrew from the election.Meanwhile, the result to be known this coming Sunday if there is no recount of votes.This is told by EC deputy chairman  Datuk Wira Wan Ahmad Wan Omar.All the parties are fighting hard to gain vote from the voters of Hulu Selangor by approaching the "rakyat" so that their voice can be heard.Who will win the seat and who they vote for?P.Kamalanathan from BN or PKR Datuk Zaid Ibrahim?Let's keep update with the news

Jokes of the day?

An Atheist in the Woods

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. A 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.

The man ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!".

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very Well", said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Let's talk about potong zaka

I came across a funny story which I received from from my friend via email.Let me share with you all today.

Two old friends  - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

APek : Lu potong zaka ada bagut  ka?
Ali     : Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek : ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali     : Apa problem ?
Apek : Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh...
Ali     : Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong...tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas 
           woo...
Apek : Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali     : Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek : ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali     : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek : ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali     : Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek : Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali     : Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek : Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong        zaka..
Ali     : Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susasaja.. Bukan potong zaka la....protonsaga....

Let's have a laugh

After long struggling whole day,let's take a break before back to our work.Here is the  joke which I obtained from joke site.

Q & A

Q : Why are dumb blonde jokes are so short?
A : So brunettes can remember them.

Q : What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A : You pick it up, pull the pin and throw it back.
 
Q : What happen to the blonde tap dancer?
A : She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q : How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A : The joystick is wet.

Q : What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?
A : Pick them up off the floor.

Q : Why don't blondes play frisbee?
A : It hurts their teeth.

Q : What do you call blonde with half a brain?
A : Gifted!

Q : How do blonde braincells die?
A : Alone.

Q : Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A : They cannot find the zipper.

Q : How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A : She tried to drown it.

Q : What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A : Not everyone has been in 747.

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